The employer of one of our authors sent in a fee note for his latest article recently.
It's in the usual 'request for payment/this is not a VAT invoice' format, which we as tax advisers often recommend to our clients as a way of dealing with cash flow and bad debt problems.
Trouble is, our accounts department have sent it back marked 'cannot pay, not a valid VAT invoice'.
His accounts department says 'we only issue VAT invoices on receipt of payment'.
I'm changing my name to John Yossarian ...