Bonfire Night is over, so it's time to think about Christmas!

Invited by Bouf to a showcase of products they sell from an eclectic (and not entirely sane) bunch of designers, I was looking for ideas that might go down well in the tax community.

'Head in the sand' ostrich wallpaper for Dave Hartnett to give to tax avoidance scheme promoters, perhaps?

They could reciprocate by giving him a knuckeduster mug.

Then I found the ideal present for the Chancellor - a Magic Pocket Money tea towel (pictured).

Enough to cover the public sector deficit? I don't think so.

That means we're going to need some 'Ho bloody ho' bunting for after the PBR...

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