According to web analytics site FeedBurner, recent visitors to this blog have been directed by search engines after entering such phrases as 'taxation of bonuses', 'Taxation Awards', 'bar room economics', 'P11D blues', 'CIOT exam structure' and 'shifting income from one type to another'. These are all eminently more predictable and sensible than the results for my personal blog (the address for which I must decline to share). In the past week or three, visitors have happened upon my vapid musings via 'morbid sight', 'Frans Cuyck', 'Mr Hyde tattoo', '2 packet of Spar condoms' (sic) and, most bewilderingly, 'farm tractor paintings'. That said, someone earlier this week visited this blog having searched for '0800 030 4613', the freephone number for a police call centre set up to reacquaint stolen goods with their rightful owners. There are a few jokes there, I reckon, should you care to make them.