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THAT CONFIDENTIAL MEMO that was accidentally left in the photocopier, the e-mail sent 'Reply all' by mistake — they all make their way to Whistleblower. Or so he says ...
DISABLING LETTER
THAT CONFIDENTIAL MEMO that was accidentally left in the photocopier the e-mail sent 'Reply all' by mistake — they all make their way to Whistleblower. Or so he says ...
DISABLING LETTER
To: G Brown
Unique Chancellor Number:
123/456/7890
Dear Criminal Customer Chancellor
Subject: 2006 March Budget
We have recently received your budget statement for 2006. We expect you to file a Finance Act with us later in the year. It is part of our job to deal with the mess that these budgets create. Sometimes we make enquiries to check if a budget is accurate (enquiries such as 'What! I can't believe it! What do they think they are playing at?').
Currently most of our enquiries result in a brush-off from the Paymaster-General because she thinks that we are all involved in tax evasion (sorry avoidance. Or was it … oh heck what's the...
Please reach out to customer services at +44 (0) 330 161 1234 or 'customer.services@lexisnexis.co.uk' for further assistance.
