All easy to get hold of - but not so easy to lug from my home in south London to the classroom in Clerkenwell.
The study pack alone weighs in at a touch over 2kg, and the handbooks total almost 5kg.
Imagine standing up for 30-plus-minutes while carrying a five-month-old child during a ride on a packed Northern line Tube train during rush hour.
That's what I've got to look forward to - plus a fair bit of walking.
Ooh, me back!
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* With apologies to Allison.